第189章(第1页)
“林梦佳那脾气,您不是不清楚。”周宴安端起茶杯,不紧不慢地吹了吹浮沫,“她要是晓得秦启航开始相亲,打算娶别的女人进门,您猜她会闹成什么样?”
秦母眼前一亮,猛地一拍大腿:“她还不得气疯了!非闹个底朝天不可!让他们狗咬狗,一嘴毛!”
她越盘算越觉得这主意简直绝了,脸上的火气顿时烟消云散,换上了一副摩拳擦掌的兴奋。
周宴安轻轻颔首,没再多言。
秦苒瞧着周宴安,对他又多了几分另眼相看。这个男人,总能在不显山不露水之间,布下最要命的局。
“行!这忙我帮定了!”秦母胸脯一挺,像是领了什么军令状,“我这就杀回去,好好给他们‘吹吹枕边风’!非让秦启航鸡犬不宁!”
话音未落,她已经一阵风似的站起身,这就准备走人。
秦母雷厉风行地走了,客厅里霎时安静下来。
秦苒端起茶盏,浅啜一口,望向周宴安:“你这回,动作是不是急了点?直接就让我妈去秦家放火。”
周宴安从鼻子里哼出一声,眉宇间还残存着几分未消的火气:“急?林梦佳那娘们都快蹦到我脑门上了!还有秦启航那个搅屎棍!当初要不是他们俩,我们至于分开那么些年?我爸妈为这事,差点没把我腿打断,指着鼻子一顿臭骂,我这口气能咽得下去?”他越说火越大,“老子不好过,他们秦家也别想消停!非得搅得他们鸡飞狗跳才解恨!”
秦苒瞧着他那副赌气的模样,噗嗤一声笑了出来:“行了行了,知道你受了大委屈了。不过,也不至于这么......嗯,这么大动干戈吧?”
“怎么不至于?”周宴安瞪了她一眼,“我这心里憋着火呢!苒苒,你都不知道,我妈电话里都快哭了,说我不孝,说我让她在亲戚面前抬不起头。这笔账,我必须算在秦启航头上!”
秦苒刚想问他今晚是留下还是回周家那边,周宴安的手机就响了。
他看了一眼来电显示,接起来,语气懒洋洋的:“喂,妈。”
电话那头,周母的声音带着明显的焦虑:“宴安啊,你怎么还不回家?都几点了?你爸也念叨你呢。”
“不想回。”周宴安拖长了调子,“我心情不好,被人气着了,得找个人好好安慰安慰我受伤的心灵。”
“啊?”周母显然吓了一跳,声音都变了调,“你、你可别做傻事啊!宴安,你跟妈说,是不是跟苒苒吵架了?你可千万不能因为这个就想不开,跑出去找什么......找什么乐子!听见没有!妈跟你说,你要是敢对不起苒苒,我第一个不饶你!”
秦苒在旁边听得清清楚楚,再也忍不住,捂着嘴巴笑得肩膀一抖一抖的。婆婆,想象力也太丰富了。
周宴安瞥了她一眼,对着电话继续火上浇油:“就是被秦苒气的!她不安慰我就算了,还在旁边看我笑话!妈,我今晚不回去了,您别管我了!”说完,不等周母再说什么,直接挂了电话。
秦苒笑得眼泪都快出来了:“你可真行,连妈都敢耍。”
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