第1章（第1页）
“入赘？！老货，这就是你想的办法？你个坑比！”
叶南站在自己的员工宿舍里，手里拿着一张大红的婚书，冲着手机咆哮。
山上那个老不死说给他安排了一桩婚事，叶南便来到江陵市。
刚入职当了女方公司的保安，仔细一看婚书，约定的竟然是让他入赘！
倒插门？狗都不当！
“小爷从小跟你学艺，武道、医术、星象、风水，百家之学无一不精！”
“我这样一个漆黑夜里的萤火虫一般拉轰的男人，你让我当倒插门？！”
“当我‘大夏暗帝’的身份是浪得虚名是吧！”
面对叶南的怒火，电话那头的老不死也不淡定了。
“对，你不是浪得虚名，你他娘是浪得犯贱！”
“谁踏马让你睡了你五个师姐的？！哈？！”
“现在好了，五个黄花闺女，愣是给你弄上了瘾！”
“老大下令大夏北方七州的商会联盟找你；老二的船队封锁了大夏东方海域；老三连西陲的边境禁军都调动了，挖地三尺的抓你；老四给南方六州上下各级部门都发了你照片信息，实名通缉！”
“只有老五，现在被我拖在山上，没回中州江陵。”
“你说，你不去江陵，还能去哪？！”
叶南顿时哑火了。
睡师姐的事儿，确实不地道，但她们实在给的太多了啊！
作为大夏守护神的暗帝，叶南这几年尽是为国为民了，名声、地位都到了极点，但就是没钱，穷的叮当响。
“躲在江陵也没啥，可这入赘......”叶南底气不足的嘟囔着。
“少踏马废话！”死老头没好气道，“抛开你师姐们的事儿不谈，这桩婚事是我跟林清柔那丫头的爷爷定下的，你必须答应！”
“我已经通知林家老头，待会林清柔就会来找你。”
“小兔崽子我警告你，你敢违背这桩婚事，老子将你逐出师门！”
说完，老不死直接挂断了电话。
远在西北之巅的雪山上，老不死轻叹一声，“徒儿啊，你命中有人道大劫，非‘知心人’不能化解，为师尽力帮你寻到有缘人，剩下的，全看你自己了......”
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叶南愣在原地半晌，没想到那老货这次竟然放这么狠的话。
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