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第668章 不劫财只劫色(第1页)

李四宝从马车上跳下来,笑呵呵地朝领头的大胡子拱拱手,“哟,这位爷,大冷天的站在这里,不怕染上风寒啊?正好我车里带了高粱酒和猪头肉,虽然不多,但肯定够爷喝一顿的!~”

说完,李四宝给六弟递了个眼神,“小六,快点把酒肉拿出来啊,好好孝敬孝敬这位爷!”

李六宝也很有眼力见,忙钻进车厢,把酒坛子和一包猪头肉拿出来,笑着递给大胡子,“爷,您慢用,我们兄弟还有点急事,就不陪您喝了!~”

大胡子看了眼猪头肉,冷笑一声,“狗东西,你这是打发叫花子呢?我们这么多弟兄死冷寒天的出来抢劫,你用一坛子酒和一包猪头肉就想把老子打发了?”

此话一出,身后的山贼们也呵呵一笑,有的人已经上前把酒肉接过去,原地吃喝起来。

李四宝再次拱手,“爷,您不就是想劫财嘛,小的这次出门,身上没带多少银子,这三百两银票您收好,但最好把马车给我们兄弟二人留下,我们真的有急事儿!~”

谁料大胡子一听,上前就怼了四宝一拳,皱紧眉头,“狗东西,谁说老子要劫财了?”

“哈?”李四宝抽了抽嘴角,跟六弟对视一眼,试探着问,“难不成您、您要戒色?”

这年头也有那种变态,明明是个爷们儿,却不喜欢女人,偏偏怼年轻的男子感兴趣。

李四宝之前还跟媳妇说,要是让他碰见这种人,非打死他不可,看着就恶心。

大胡子见李四宝捂着胸口,吓得脸色发白,便仰头大笑起来,“哈哈哈,你个狗东西,你以为老子对你感兴趣啊?我可没那种嗜好,是我们家小姐想要抓个郎君回去成亲,我们你们两个长得浓眉大眼,个子也高,气质不错,便想带回去让我家小姐看看。如果她相中你们其中的一个,那可就走大运了,后半辈子就擎等着享福吧!~”

说着,大胡子招呼身后的手下,“别喝了,赶紧找两条绳子,把他们绑起来,然后押到山寨去!”

“是!”

两名山贼应了一声,拿出麻绳就朝李四宝兄弟二人走古来。

“干、干啥玩意?停,等等,别碰我!”李四宝后退一步,“先把话说清楚,我跟我六弟已经成家有媳妇了,这搞破鞋的事情我可不干,你们还是抓别人去吧!~”

李六宝也道:“是啊,我媳妇对我老好了,现在还怀了孩子,我要是搁外面再娶一个,我媳妇就得上吊自杀,那可是一尸两命啊,你家小姐忍心吗?”

“不是,你们两个搁这叭叭啥玩意呢?我家小姐能不能看上你们还两说呢,真敢往自己脸上贴金啊!”

大胡子瞪了他们一眼,“这样吧,如果我家小姐没相中你们,老子二话不说就放你们走,这总行了吧?”

“我说这位爷,您就饶了我们吧!”李四宝苦苦哀求,“你家小姐都成山贼了,手底下肯定不缺男人啊,犯得上下山来抓男人吗?就不怕官兵把你们一窝端了?”

“呔!放肆!”大胡子一听,火冒三丈,上前又怼了李四宝一拳。

这一拳力道十足,打得李四宝心脏乱颤,一口气差点没上来。

李六宝见状,忙上前扶住六哥,“六哥,没事儿吧,我药箱子里有止疼药,我去给你拿来!~”

“你是大夫?”大胡子看向李六宝,眯了眯眸子。

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