第265章 跪下叫师祖(第1页)
意不意外惊不惊喜"
一回头,秦世明冲何志刚一家三口,咧嘴一笑,那笑容要多欠揍有多欠揍。"师,师祖"
何成咬着嘴皮,难以置信的盯着秦世明,眼神复杂。有不可思议,也有对情敌的仇视。"林院长,你确定没开玩笑他多年轻,医术能比您还厉害"
何志刚深吸一口气,强自镇定下来,他是经过大风大浪的人,他自认为这双眼睛阅人无数,不会看走眼的。秦世明明明一副穷酸落魄的装扮,怎么可能会是大人物"老夫一身坦荡磊落,有必要说谎吗他真是我师傅,当初还行过跪拜大礼的。"
林正坤老脸一沉,黑着脸道。"不可能,绝对不可能。"
何成不信,"他比我还要年轻,就算打娘胎里开始学医,也不过二十多年的资历,他怎么可能是你师傅"
"混账东西!"
一听这话,林正坤气得吹胡子瞪眼,"敢这么跟你师祖说话信不信我抽你两耳光"
"林院长,你抽我,我也不服。"
何成一根筋,"除非他医术比我厉害,否则,他就没资格做我的师祖,我也不会认他的。"
"混账,我……"
林正坤怒目一瞪,扬手欲打。"林院长,您先别生气。"
上阵父子兵,何志刚觉得儿子所言有理,自然要帮儿子讲话,当下便冲林正坤拱手道:"林院长,您是江海医疗界的泰山北斗,您是公认的第一,咱们肯定是愿意相信您的。"
"只是……"
话锋一转,何志刚眯眯眼落在秦世明身上,冷嘲道:"他会医术我不信。年纪轻轻毛都没长齐,他有什么资格当您老的师傅"
"我……"
林正坤还要为秦世明辩解,怕秦世明因此而记恨、埋怨自己。别人不清楚,他还不清楚吗随随便便露一手,都是医学神迹。"林院长,您老别激动。"
何志刚胆子大了,打断林正坤道:"这样,咱们也不为难他,不用他医术能超过您老人家,只要能比得过我儿子,我就认!"
"要是他医术连我儿子都不如,又有什么资格当您的老师,做我儿子的师祖不仅如此,我还要报警,告他一个招摇撞骗!"
"你胡说……"
林正坤气得脸都白了。"别激动,要比就比一下嘛,反正孔阿姨还没到,大家也不着急用餐,闲来无事就当玩玩。"
秦世明拦住林正坤,淡淡瞄了何成一眼。不怪孔听秋会多次拒绝他了,这人,真丑。"好,比!"
何成心里也来火了,原本对秦世明抢走孔听秋就耿耿于怀,紧接着林正坤居然告诉自己,抢走自己美中情人的家伙,是自己师祖!
啊呸!
狗屁,老子不认!
"你说比什么,我全都接招就是了。"
到最后,何成几乎冲着秦世明吼出了声。"你是皮肤科副主任医师,那就挑一个皮肤病跟你比吧。"
"你这是在找虐。"
何成闻言倍感自信,转而想到了什么,皱眉道:"不过,现在上哪儿去找有皮肤病的病人要不,我们现在去医院吧,医院还有很多皮肤相关的病例,正好我遇到两例较为严重的患者,正束手无策呢,你医术厉害,你给我示范示范吧。"
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