第201章 琐事(完)(第2页)
“你孙子一天累的腰酸背疼,您老竟然还有这种闲情雅致!”
朱允熥心中腹诽,老爷子让他署理政务,估摸着也是存了偷懒的心思。
“孙儿见过皇爷爷!”朱允熥在门口,朗声说道。
“嗯?”老爷子顿时睁开眼,赶紧把脚从彩云怀里抽出来,笑道,“来啦!坐,坐下说话!”说着,看看正在掩饰领口的彩云,老脸一红,“这让她给咱修修脚指甲!”
你骗谁呢?
修指甲不得有工具吗?
彩云两手空空用什么修?莫非,是硬夹?
“皇爷爷,淮王的奏折!”看破不能说破,朱允熥把奏折递上去,“淮王妃有喜了,他上折子给
皇爷爷报喜,请您老赐名呢!”
“好事儿呀!”老爷子眯着眼睛笑道,看看奏折,继续开口,“嗨,还是双喜!好,好!”说着,对朴不成说道,“内库里挑些滋补的药材,赏赐到淮安。另,选一些老成的宫人送过去伺候!”
“孙儿宫里那些高丽美人也用不上,不如一并赏赐过去?”朱允熥笑道。
红颜祸水,留在身边总是想弄。可他一个人,怎么用得了那么多。干脆都发出去,眼不见心为净。
“上回,咱把高丽国进贡给你的美人,赏了你几个叔叔你还不高兴,现在怎么转性子了!”老爷子笑道。
朱允熥苦笑一声,“皇爷爷,孙儿每日政务缠身,哪有那个闲情逸致?再说了,都是红颜祸水,孙儿怕一不小心,掉进温柔乡里不想出来!”
老爷子在软榻上坐直了身体,端起茶碗道,“才干了多少活就叫累!你爷爷咱,干了几十年,起早贪黑的都没叫累!”
“您是圣君,孙儿怎能和您比!”
“哼,别拿好话忽悠咱!”老爷子笑笑,继续道,“咱听说,你给朝鲜国主的国书,可不怎么客气,他又怎么惹你了?”
虽是让朱允熥署理政务,可是老爷子这边也还是没放松,事过去还没几个时辰,就传进老爷子耳里了。
“也没惹,孙儿就是觉得他们朝鲜矫情!”朱允熥笑道,“敲打他一番!”
“狗儿的,那些高丽人就记打不记吃!”老爷子喝口茶,开口说道,“那地方的人,你比他们强,他们怕你,你要是比他们弱,他们就欺负你!”
朱允熥笑道,“皇爷爷怎知道?”
“当年和他们打过仗!”老爷子又舒服的斜靠着,“当年脱脱领兵南下打张士诚的时候,咱刚占了滁州。怕他把咱们也灭了,带兵挡在六合。他娘的,大六合的元军,其中就有高丽人。”
说着,老爷子的表情有些狰狞,“他娘的,那些人走一路祸害一路,见人就杀,见东西就抢!六合边上有个镇子叫瓦梁,好好一个镇子,让他们杀光抢光,女人都给抓紧军营里,轮番祸害!”
“那时候,咱是造反的,有时候觉得自己手下弟兄干的那些事,已经够不是人了。可是再看看那些高丽人,哼!”
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