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第164章 躺着就把钱赚了(第2页)

秦世明"备受"

触动,打断孔听秋道:"小浩虽然做了错事,但出发点是好的。这样,明天一早我带着小浩去医院找人帮帮忙,看能不能把他同学送到医院先住下。你呢,也别太上火了,我还是赶紧送你回家吧,过会儿阿姨又得打电话催了。"

果然,还得是女婿了解丈母娘,秦世明话音刚落,孔听秋电话便响了起来,被孔洁一顿狂轰滥炸后,秦世明不由提升车速,将孔听秋送到家门口。只是,苏浩打死也不愿意进孔家家门。"走啊,都到家门口了,愣着干什么"

孔听秋催促道。"姐,我还是别进去了,婶子不待见我,我还是别跟她添堵了,这样今天晚上我跟姐夫睡,你代我向两位长辈问好即可。"

苏浩没下车,天海苏家不如金陵孔家,两家虽有割舍不断的血脉关系,然而,这些年相互之间的联系极少,亦或者背着孔洁,不然孔洁又得逮着孔听秋父亲一顿臭骂。"世明,你家方便吗"

孔听秋也意识到了这个问题,可她去过秦世明家里,是一套两居室的小房子,并不宽敞。深更半夜造访,更不礼貌。"方便,没什么不方便的,大不了送他去酒店。"

秦世明自然满口应下,"放心,今天绝对不会让他再出去乱跑乱来,若是再犯,不需要你动手,我打断他的狗腿。"

"嗯,那辛苦你了。"

"没事,你先回去吧,再晚阿姨又该生气了。"

秦世明笑了笑,拉着苏浩离开了。"啪!"

孔听秋一走,苏浩原形毕露,坐在车上翘着二郎腿,点着香烟吞云吐雾,活脱脱一副二世祖的样子,看得秦世明直皱眉。"姐夫,你这混得也不行啊,跟我姐交往多久了,还没同居,节奏太慢了,用不用我教你两招泡妞秘诀"

苏浩笑得很猥琐。"然后,我再教你几招功夫,你接着回学校跟刘猛死磕,给人戴绿帽子"

秦世明不为所动,他要的是女人的心。好饭不怕晚,是自己的跑不掉。"姐夫,果然英明神武,小舅子我那点小心思全被你看出来了,佩服佩服……"

苏浩并不觉得尴尬,马屁拍得嘎嘎响。"废话少说,明天给我滚回学校去,少惹事,另外你最好想个法子,弄一个得了白血病的同学出来,你姐太善良,一定会跟进这件事情,甚至亲自去医院探视你同学。"

秦世明郑重提醒,一旦穿帮自己都得受连累。"别啊姐夫,我上哪儿去找得了白血病的同学啊不都随口瞎编的吗"

苏浩慌了,当时只为了把故事编得悲惨动人,博取同情,先哭起来,棍子即便落下来,打得也会轻不少。一不小心,编得有些过头了。这可咋整"现在知道怕了该。"

秦世明白了苏浩一眼,嘴角勾起一抹嘲弄,"连蒋梅芳那样的女人,都下得去嘴,你这品味也不高嘛。"

"咳咳,关了灯不都一样吗再说了,人家给钱,一个晚上八万八千八,不少了。"

苏浩也不觉得尴尬,反倒很得意。"鼠目寸光。"

秦世明摇头,"堂堂理工大学高材生,跑去当鸭子,真出息。"

"人各有志嘛,躺着就把钱赚了,不挺好的吗"

苏浩不以为耻反以为荣。"……"

秦世明动了动嘴皮,也不再劝,爱咋咋滴吧,明天一早就将他送到学校去。

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