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第四百二十九章 维阿伐木累!(第2页)

秦墨一边吃着东西一边指挥道:“四舅哥,你偷吃呢,哎哟,你洗手没,能不能讲点卫生,谁要吃你的口水啊?”

“大舅子,不是我说你,笨手笨脚的,哎,一点小事都做不好,治大国如烹小鲜,你连这点小事都做不好,还能做得成什么大事?”

“十六,你偷笑什么,没说你是吧,笑屁,麻溜的把茶水端来!”

李轩上一秒还笑呢,听到秦墨的话,顿时不服气了,“秦墨,我是皇子,你有什么资格使唤我,大逆不道!”

“行,以后听故事没你的份了!”秦墨淡淡道。

李轩顿时就急了,“你,你你不讲理,不就是倒茶吗,你就不能说点好话,我就给你倒来了!”

“嗯,你说的有道理,使唤人是要有点态度!”秦墨说道:“那请您麻溜的滚过去给我倒茶!”

“欸,好嘞,马上上茶!“

“老六,给姐夫敲敲背,都坐累了!”秦墨打了个哈切,李轩端着茶过来,狗腿子似的一笑,“姐夫,晚上能说一说新故事不,我想听陈师傅成仙的故事!”

“你表现!”秦墨哼了一句,李玉漱拿着茶杯,轻轻的将茶水吹凉,又抿了一口,不烫了,才递到秦墨的嘴边,“正合适呢!”

“哇,被三姐吹过的茶,都格外的香!“秦墨喝了一口,满足的不行,可着李丽珍羞答答的不上来,顿时道:“老六,你在哪里划水做什么呢,赶紧过来给姐夫敲背,一天天的,就没个让人省心的。”

“六姐,别听他的!”李丽瑶拉住李丽珍的手,生气道:“小姨子给姐夫捶背,这像样吗!”..

“对,六姐,这秦憨子就是欠打,得找机会狠狠削他一顿!”李传玉也气的不行。

“哎,算了,你太子哥哥都听他的话呢!”李丽珍也是半情愿,半不情愿的走了过去。

李丽瑶和李丽珍气的跺脚。

李智黑着脸道:“秦墨,你不是掌厨吗,什么都让我们做了,你做什么?”

秦墨见他们一脸的不服气,也火了,“你说说你们,天天在宫里养尊处优的,有想过为父皇跟母后亲手做一顿饭吗?

我现在指挥着你们,嘴巴都说干了,为的什么?

还不是为了让你们学习一下怎么做饭?

四舅子,你说你以后就藩了,一年到头都见不到父皇跟母后,你当儿子的人,难道不需要好好表示一下?尽一尽孝道?

还有你们几个,老十,老十三,你们以后是要嫁人的,姐夫在教你们怎么做一个贤妻良母,是害你们吗?

傻瓜,是爱你们呐,姐夫的苦心,你们就不能理解理解?”

“呸,谁要你爱啊,爱了三姐还不够,还要戏弄清河妹妹,臭不要脸!”

几个公主都被秦墨羞的不行,这秦憨子,可真不害臊。

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